(Akatsuki lair)
It was Sunday and the Akatsuki were bored.
Leader: Anyone got any ideas for fun?
Kisame: lets get drunk!
They all agreed. And after an hour they were all drunk.
Tobi: Tobi is a very bad boy bad bad bad Tobi Tobi bad
Slamming his head against a wall
Deidara: Guys I have mouths on my hands how freaky is that wow mouths on my friggin hands how psycadellic
Kisame: I'm a fish I'm a fish in the deep blue sea!
Kisame began to sing
Itachi: slowly walking down the hall faster than a cannon ball where were you while we were getting high some day you will find me caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky!
Kisame's Sick- a KisaIta by sasodeioctembuary, literature
Literature
Kisame's Sick- a KisaIta
Kisame was sick.
And no, I don’t mean “coughing occasionally and snot that’s a yucky green color” sick. We’re talking about “head about to explode from massive fever and constant puking” sick. And when someone is as sick as this, it’s almost impossible for said person to fend for themselves, seeing as they’ll puke if they try to move enough to get out of bed. Which means they’ll need someone to take care of them. And the only other person in the base at this time was Kisame’s partner, Itachi.
Kisame wasn’t just sick. He was doomed.
“Ne, Itachi-San?” Kisame did his bes
